Table of Contents

Acknowledgements    
Chapter 1                             Perfect versus White Trash (Everybody has a Little WT Inside)
Chapter 2                             Are You a White Trash Mom?
Chapter 3                             Every Mother is a Working Mother
Chapter 4                             The Zen of the White Trash Mom
Chapter 5                             School Talk
Chapter 6                             The Muffia
Chapter 7                             School Volunteerism and Your “ROI”
Chapter 8                             Fakin’ it for the Bake Sale
Chapter 9                             After School Activities for the White Trash Family
Chapter 10                           Your Kids will be in Therapy…Get Used To It
Chapter 11                           Commando is Good for You and Lies
Chapter 12                           If the Health Department Isn’t Coming, It’s Clean Enough.
Chapter 13                           Boring Summer Vacations (and other Ways I deprive my kids)
Chapter 14                           At the End of the Day

Appendix   
White Trash Mom Hall of Fame
White Trash Mom Bookshelf
White Trash Mom at the Movies
Cookin’ with the White Trash Mom
White Trash Mom’s Favorite Blogs and Websites

White Trash Mom Glossary
About the Author